The kind of Easter Week chavismo is having
According to the government, this past week has been all about fried fish, pristine beaches, and no dead protesters.
Despite the government’s doomed “Y’all better go to the beach” initiative, Easter Week has been positively brimming with news, with Venezuela making headlines worldwide. First Capriles’ political disqualification caused a bit of an international backlash, then protests and riots started to spread all over the country, even in the least expected of places. None of us can get over our fat communist dictator getting egged by that San Felix crowd. That moment of mirth doesn’t last, though, when you reflect that five have already been killed in the protesters.
The temptation, when the news gets ‘hot’ like this, is to take up permanent residence in the opposition’s discursive bubble. But how’s Easter looking over on Chavismo mágico wonderland?
https://twitter.com/PsuvParroquia_U/status/852530978107121666
Good, it seems.
Odio, intolerancia, terrorismo, violencia, represión, desapariciones, fascismo, es parte del menú que te ofrece la derecha gobernando
— Diosdado Cabello R (@dcabellor) April 12, 2017
While Diosdado’s take on the opposition’s Easter menu is everything but inviting, seems like deep fried fish is on every chavista table.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BStsVDzgi_t/?taken-by=winstonvallenilla
Feria Socialista del Pescado ha tendido a más de cuatro millones de personas en asueto de Semana Santa https://t.co/oqZ4b1fP7v pic.twitter.com/K7H6J6B8oN
— VTV CANAL 8 (@VTVcanal8) April 13, 2017
Zero words on the eggcident and, worse, not a single expression of sorrow about the 5 lives lost so far.
Hace exactamente dos años @NicolasMaduro convocaba en Miraflores a un dialogo de paz. La derecha hoy? En la misma violencia homicida pic.twitter.com/5jPT9XkBIE
— Jorge Rodríguez (@jorgerpsuv) April 13, 2017
Jorge sure loves a walk down memory lane. And of course, retweeting:
https://twitter.com/ChavistaGanador/status/851963233221136384
Seriously, we all saw the video, Maduro got egged. Move on.
https://twitter.com/VielmaEsTachira/status/852258989538766848
Vielma is all business as usual.
https://twitter.com/VielmaEsTachira/status/851929050910248961
https://twitter.com/VielmaEsTachira/status/851930067265519616
Admitting the taxis that carried armed colectivos to attack protesters in Táchira were actually from Misión Transporte or so it seems.
https://twitter.com/NestorReverol/status/852493744226144256
That’s more on “Misión Go to the Beach Already.”
There’s also this:
https://twitter.com/NestorReverol/status/852193304771006465
Thank god, otherwise this could have happened
More on the chaveztwittersphere:
Voceros de urb GMVV Alí Primera en #Lara cuentan cómo fue asesinado Brayan Principal y responsabilizan a terroristas #PorDiosNoMasFascismo pic.twitter.com/1oC1yn3lyW
— Ernesto (@VillegasPoljak) April 12, 2017
But also:
#Venezuela en su playa #PorDiosNoMasFascismo pic.twitter.com/3WdeE8XTuu
— Ernesto (@VillegasPoljak) April 12, 2017
Venezuela on the beach. Basically what he’s saying is “Terrorist attacks” are being held but everything is a-ok… at…the…beach.
On that same note, Aristobulo:
#EnVideo 📹 || Min. @psuvaristobulo: Las redes sociales expresan dos Venezuela. Aquí hay total normalidad pic.twitter.com/jBide3f3db
— VTV CANAL 8 (@VTVcanal8) April 13, 2017
And one of my favorite, the always reliable Misión Verdad, if you are ever low on Chavismo Mágico a read will boost it right up.
Los pueblos estallan cuando estallan y no cuando a cualquier sifrino mamagüevo le dé la gana https://t.co/D39QOa3atZ #Opinión
— Misión Verdad (@Mision_Verdad) April 13, 2017
El cardenal Urosa Savino quiere guiar a unas viejas psicópatas de El Cafetal, al derrocamiento de Maduro https://t.co/OhlvKcAk6w
— Misión Verdad (@Mision_Verdad) April 12, 2017
“Psycho old ladies.” Nice touch, you guys.
Seems like the best strategy in defeating fascism is going on vacation. Literally:
#AHORA || Manuel Pérez, vicemin. de Prevención Ciudadana: Mil 400 funcionarios resguardan balnearios de Miranda #13AContraDerechaAsesina pic.twitter.com/9mYhiTI4M5
— VTV CANAL 8 (@VTVcanal8) April 13, 2017
I do love their hashtags.
#EnFotos 📸 || Niños y jóvenes celebran asueto de Semana Santa en Festival de Playas, Ríos y Balnearios en Vargas #13AContraDerechaAsesina pic.twitter.com/BVxuXVOFEZ
— VTV CANAL 8 (@VTVcanal8) April 13, 2017
Twitter se queda sin huevos y coloca un avatar genérico https://t.co/IXrmJRJn5b pic.twitter.com/9V3JVlMCYX
— VTV CANAL 8 (@VTVcanal8) April 12, 2017
Twitter out of eggs? I’m sure thanks to San Félix, our president could spare some.
And buried in dozens of useless twits, this one:
COMUNICADO || Venezuela cumple con sus compromisos internacionales https://t.co/kr3QxpbMTM pic.twitter.com/2qkqxOYTi5
— VTV CANAL 8 (@VTVcanal8) April 12, 2017
Yes, Venezuela did pay. A hideous smelly deal that should be frontpage news. But, instead #YoSiDisfrutoMiSemanaSanta and related stories is what you’ll find on Hegemon corp.
Venezuelans to travel, spend time with family and friends this Holy Week despite threat of right-wing violence https://t.co/VoDvahcLkr pic.twitter.com/YXACp02EN4
— teleSUR English (@telesurenglish) April 13, 2017
Today, no metro service in 28 stations and we finally know the reason:
Metro de Caracas inició operaciones hoy con 28 estaciones cerradas debido a marchas opositoras https://t.co/xKGiNOFEPV
— Aporrea (@aporrea) April 13, 2017
But Aristobulo said they were tokens of appreciation!
(VIDEO) Cinco personas fueron detenidas en San Félix por lanzar objetos contra vehículo del Presidente Maduro https://t.co/9UIJ8U25LH
— Aporrea (@aporrea) April 12, 2017
Speaking of protests:
@vladimirpadrino: las marchas pacíficas están garantizadas en la constitución y no se tocan ni con el pétalo de una rosa
— Madelein Garcia (@madeleintlSUR) April 13, 2017
@vladimirpadrino: cuando las marchas se tornan violentas pierden el derecho constitucional y actúa la fuerza pública para contener
— Madelein Garcia (@madeleintlSUR) April 13, 2017
GJ @vladimirpadrino "No se puede llamar represion la intención del Estado a través de la GNB, para preservar la vida de los manifestantes" pic.twitter.com/RFTrh3zamr
— GNB FANB (@GNBoficial) April 12, 2017
And, congrats:
Comparto con ustedes mis reflexiones al momento de felicitar a la @GNBoficial por su actuación apegada a la CRBV. https://t.co/Q53VL6WcrV
— Vladimir Padrino L. (@vladimirpadrino) April 13, 2017
Over at our VP’s timeline, poetry is to be expected at all times:
A propósito de las amenazas imperiales y de los que invocan a los "dioses de la guerra", les dejo "CITA CON ÁNGELES" https://t.co/JZieDtlBNL
— Tareck El Aissami (@TareckPSUV) April 13, 2017
What better than Silvio Rodriguez to get in that Easter Week imperialism defeating mood
SIGNOS de una fortaleza moral y financiera
EL GOBIERNO BOLIVARIANO CUMPLE SUS COMPROMISOS SOBERANOS. pic.twitter.com/4OGQdUgbIW— Tareck El Aissami (@TareckPSUV) April 12, 2017
And also, gloating of “financial strength”. Things sure are wonderful at this side of twitterland.
After the eggcident, Maduro posted what could be one of the most genuinely awkward videos of all time:
Llegando al Palacio de Miraflores para seguir con el trabajo por la Patria #MaduroEnMiraflores pic.twitter.com/1zrKTwbq02
— Nicolás Maduro (@NicolasMaduro) April 12, 2017
And then payed a visit to St. Vincent and then came back to post more videos
Hace 15 años la oligarquía le dio en este lugar una puñalada al pueblo, pero hoy hemos aprendido a vencer al golpismo pic.twitter.com/fGYkTI91Ht
— Nicolás Maduro (@NicolasMaduro) April 12, 2017
Hegemon corp. is filled with triggerhappy community managers, so about 90% of TL’s are filled with: Retweets of Maduro. You’ll get a headache trying to get actual statements from these people.
Feliz Viernes Santo.
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