Open Letter to Dr. Jorge Mier Hoffman

The next time you decide to float a hare-brained conspiracy theory about an (unnamed) U.S. war ship sailing up the Magdalena River to murder Simón Bolívar to justify exhuming the guy’s remains, kindly remember to delete from your website your earlier conspiracy theory about how Bolívar committed suicide, choosing the date for its historical resonance.

Kindly,
La Dirección