Life in La Planta

Over on Global Post, Girish Gupta sets the scene:

CARACAS, Venezuela — A cloud of marijuana bounces along with the bass line from a stack of six-foot high speakers in the corner of this large hall, its smell infused with that of urine.

Through the darkness, noise and the bustling crowd, it takes a moment before you notice that everyone here is carrying a machine gun, a rifle or pistol — not slung over their backs or tucked into their pants, but menacingly prone. Others toss grenades up and down or sharpen knives while enjoying the cocktail of drugs and music.

Outside the makeshift club, the Venezuelan sun bathes a small soccer field. Supporters are armed and one player even goes in for tackles with a pistol in hand. Corridors in the building are lined with gunmen, smiling and joking, seemingly unaware of their own terror.

Prison guards are nowhere to be seen here at La Planta, a typical Venezuelan jail that often sees gunfights and riots.

“If the guards mess with us, we shoot them,” says one prisoner, asking not to be identified. “I’ve seen a man have his head cut off and people play football with it.” Others who have spent time inside, as well as videos that appear online, corroborate his stories.

Do read the whole thing. There’s a video, too.

I’m convinced that historians will look back and point to prisons as the single gravest black mark on Chávez’s human rights record.

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Daniela Larreal’s Olympic struggle for funding

Venezuelan track cyclist Daniela Larreal has plenty of Olympic experience: four appereances in the last five games (she missed Beijing 2008 due to an accident) and she has qualified for London 2012. But last week, she faced her biggest challenge yet, even before actually competing: getting the neccesary funds to actually go to the Games.

Larreal’s record is impressive and she shouldn’t have any problems finding support, but while training in Switzerland she went on a Twitter rampage against the Sport Ministry for putting her presence on the Olympics on jeopardy. The reason: administrative delays with her funding. She also accused the government of leaving her and other olympians behind while spending millions on Pastor Maldonado’s Formula 1 adventure.

This is not Larreal’s first brush  with controversy. While she has openly supported President Chavez, she was left out of some event in the last Pan-American Games due to her critisism of the Sports Law.

It looks like this story, at least, has a happy ending: following much pressure, her funds were authorized and Daniela will be able to compete in London after all, for now. The lesson, though, is clear: the ease of getting official Venezuelan support for your sporting career is directly proportional to the carbon you emit while practicing it!

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Grown men wasting millions of dollars while burning fossil fuels for fun?

The wonder is that Venezuelans don’t win every Grand Prix.

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Speechless

Just click on this.

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Vaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggación, primo!

Actual pirates may be less cute.

Lo que nos faltaba. Maracaibo newspaper La Verdad just ran this stunning piece on the latest innovations of Zulian criminality. Pirates are now working the Lago de Maracaibo. Like, actual pirates.

[Enter favorite pirate joke here...]

Now it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Ask Andry Nava. The 42-year old local fisherman actually lost one of his eyes after being shot by one group of local pirates. Even with just one eye, the guy needs to make a living. And what’s worrying him now is that the attacks are putting his livelihood under threat:

“We can’t work with those criminals around. Every time we set sail, we commend ourselves to God hoping we can come back alive.”

(Note to Andry: consider commending yourself to God before you eat any of the fish you catch in the lake, too.)

Acting at night, groups of 3 to 5 pirates head out to hold up boats and steal outboard motors from local fishermen. They then hold them for ransom. The state oil company PDVSA has denounced that those groups have sabotaged their operations in the Lake.

As noticed in this El Nacional article from last year, lack of action from the National Guard and the Navy (whose job it is to keep territorial waters safe) have forced the fishermen to organize and arm themselves in order to protect their lives and work.

It’s not quite on the scale of what’s happening in Somalia: their coast is right next to one of the most important commercial maritime routes and the world, and it doesn’t help not to have a government. But just like in Somalia, the situation in the Lago shows that the simple formula applies here, there and everywhere:

Ineffectual Security Forces + Water = Pirates.

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Daunted, much?

Datanalisis’s April number is out.

I only have the headline figures, but:

   1,300 people surveyed.

  •    Chavez 43%
  •    Capriles 26%

Yes, it’s an early poll. Yes, Chávez is still well south of 50%. Yes, most people aren’t tuned in yet. And yes, a lot can change in five months.

But no, this is not where we’d wish to be at this stage.

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Holy. Cow.

A secret police team has just turned up at Ultimas Noticias’ office asking questions about crosswordpuzzlegate. It’s…

Wow.

Just wow.

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