Category Archives: Politics

THIS is why chavismo can’t work without Chávez

Ever since July 2011, when Chávez first announced his cancer diagnosis, it was clear to me that the revolution’s formal institutionality was so shallowly grounded and devoid of any source of authority independent from his, that chavismo’s dispute settlement system … Continue reading

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Best Bit Translated

MARIO SILVA: On [April] 12th [Nicolas Maduro] tells me: Call me when you can, without saying it live on air. I call him. You know what he tells me? Hold on, this is what he told me, and he sends … Continue reading

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The best bit from the Mario Tape

It’s hard to pick just one, there’s so much crazy stuff in there. I’m tempted to go with “the opposition had a plan to commit election fraud on April 14th”. But no. The best bit is: MARIO SILVA: El día … Continue reading

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Capriles announces high drama (Updated)

A cryptic Henrique Capriles took to social media last night to tell us of a dramatic announcement, which should be coming today at 11:30 AM Venezuela time. I have no idea what it could be, but according to well-placed sources … Continue reading

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Today’s moment of zen

Happy weekend, everyone. HT: Élides Rojas.

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AVN foils Google’s evil plan (Updated)

Venezuelan State news agency AVN is apparently angry. But why? Is it because of the toilet paper shortage? Or perhaps because of recent events of violence in Cojedes State? No, and no. According to this report, the evil search engine … Continue reading

Posted in In Other News, Nicolas Maduro, The Media | 27 Comments

How do you eat a barrel of oil?

I ask ’cause if the dire predictions come true, that’s what we’re gonna have to do. In the Transitions blog, I wonder if we’re on the road to becoming a failed state. My money quote: Venezuela has so far avoided … Continue reading

Posted in Chavismo, Drugs, Society | 16 Comments

The victim of my rant of the day: the Associated Press

Clever use of puns aside (“Venezuela hopes to wipe out toilet paper shortage by importing 50m rolls,” chuckle chuckle), I have a small beef to raise about this AP story, reprinted by The Guardian and, most likely, hundreds of other … Continue reading

Posted in The Economy, The Media | 40 Comments

Remember SICAD? Remember THIS guy?

You don’t? Don’t feel bad: nobody does. After a single dollar auction back on March 24th, the new parallel-to-CADIVI system for distributing dollars whimpered off into the oblivion where it should always have dwelled. No pragmatic decision-making of any kind … Continue reading

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My literal take on “Escasez”

I’ve been experiencing my own personal shortage of words to write as of late, so what better way to make lemonade out of lemons (or arepas out of soy flour? ) than to make a video instead? Consider this my … Continue reading

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The PSUV outsources to China

The recently named Vice-President of China Li Yuanchao visited Venezuela and met with Nicolás Maduro in Miraflores Palace to sign a new batch of deals between both governments. Instead of focusing only on the economic front, it looks like our … Continue reading

Posted in Chavismo, International, Politics | 18 Comments

Gas prices and car ownership

An interesting post about Venezuelan gasoline consumption from UC Berkeley Professor of Economics Lucas Davis. He says that Venezuelans don’t own more cars per capita than comparable countries in the region, so the large consumption must be because they own … Continue reading

Posted in Oil, Politics, The Economy, Venezuelan Culture | 21 Comments

Lorenzo Mendoza, prophet of privatization

Lorenzo Mendoza, CEO of Venezuela’s largest private company (Polar), gave a searing press conference yesterday. In it, Mendoza thoroughly debunked the myth that people can’t find corn flour because Polar is hoarding it. Interestingly enough, in the process of defending … Continue reading

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Luisa Estela is down, but not out

The Venezuelan Supreme Court (TSJ) selects its leadership at the beginning of the judicial year, every January. This time, it took them until May to finally reach a consensus on its leadership. Even if incumbent TSJ President Luisa Estela Morales … Continue reading

Posted in Chavismo, In Other News, Justice System, Society | 17 Comments

Six years on, they still don’t get it.

I first ran the post below all the way back in 2007. It’s both shocking and totally unsurprising that six years on, they still don’t get it. Six slides is all it takes There’s something vaguely embarrassing about the whole … Continue reading

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