Category Archives: History

Joaquín Crespo is missing

The family mausoleum of 19th century General and President Joaquín Crespo (1841-1898), located in Caracas’s main public cemetery (Cementerio General del Sur) has been found empty. The remains of Crespo, his wife Jacinta (of “Misia” fame) and other family members are … Continue reading

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To recall is to live

On February 5th, 1992, Caldera sided with Chávez and Fidel Castro sided with Carlos Andrés Pérez. I’ve always been struck by what a grubby, squalid little Myth of Origin the putsch of February 4th makes. Next the glories of the Sierra … Continue reading

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Annals of historical name-changing

The new Chavista governor of Mérida Alexis Ramírez has decided to roll up his sleeves and do some serious work, with the help of the State Legislature (controlled by the PSUV). Is this about solving the never-ending problem of trash … Continue reading

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Cubagua is on its own

The small island of Cubagua (part of Nueva Esparta State) was the location of Nueva Cádiz, the first Spanish settlement in Venezuela and South America. After running out of pearl oysters (the main source of local income, and the reason … Continue reading

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Savage Discourse Redux

Juan’s latest is as good an excuse as any to repost my partial translation of J.M. Briceño Guerrero’s 1979 screed El Discurso Salvaje. It’s not an easy read, and certainly not for everybody. But it’s essential. If you put in the … Continue reading

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Tiempos de Dictadura: A great Venezuelan documentary

Here’s another thing you almost never see: a Venezuelan documentary in the local cinema. It’s rare to find them in theaters for a reason, you’d have to be mad to pay money to see the average Venezuelan documentary. But now … Continue reading

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The mausoleum still awaits its opening

The day after Bolivar’s new 3D face was revealed to the public, Hugo Chavez was supposed to officially open the new mausoleum behind the National Pantheon, as a permanent place of rest for the Libertador’s remains. The Communication Minister Andres … Continue reading

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Bolivar’s face belongs to some French guy

Since its unveiling to the world, the new 3D version of Simon Bolivar’s face has equally benefited the Chaverment’s media machinery and average Venezuelan buhoneros. Days ago, a new controversy about possible limitations to the uses of these image has … Continue reading

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El Caracazo nuestro de cada día

So I’m just now – far too late, I know – settling down to read Mirtha Riveros’s La Rebelión de los Náufragos, a blow-by-blow account the pivotal second CAP government of 1989-1993. It’s a cracking good read. I’ll be posting … Continue reading

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On the Unbearable Lightness of Being Simón Bolívar

Here’s my ditty for the International Herald Tribune this week…(and no, I did not write that headline … ugh!)

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Now we know who Bolívar really reincarnated as…

Not Chávez, not CAP, but… Ricardo Montalban.  Now, that is uncanny. All S-Bol needs now is a midget next to him shouting “el galeón! el galeón!” [HT: hgdam.]

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El Amo del Uncanny Valley

S-Bol’s 229th birthday won’t be an ordinary one. Right in the middle of the presidential campaign, the Chavernment will use it to push its electoral narrative while continue the adaptation of our history to its ideological purposes. First, a new … Continue reading

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The Opposite of Bolivarianism

On S-Bol’s not-so-happy 229th, I’d like to make a rather obvious but not-often-enough-stated point that came to mind reading AUP’s eye-opening Godos, Insurgentes y Visionarios: if Hugo Chávez has a legitimate claim to being the reincarnation of an independence era figure, … Continue reading

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A history of Venezuelan democracy in 14 ballots

With a big hat tip to Guillermo Tell Aveledo and Alberto Mérida… The highlight for me?

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Fun Mental Exercise of the Day

How would Venezuela be different if the constitution had allowed Jaime Lusinchi to be re-elected president in 1988? If instead of leaving a new administration without a penny in reserves, forcing a new team to own the arithmetically unavoidable, socially … Continue reading

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