Author Archives: Juan Cristobal Nagel

Funny without wanting to be

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Once bitten, twice shy

Maduro wants dialogue. He wants to sit down and have a chat with the murderous, fascist, imperialist, anti-homeland, drug-snorting, baby-eating, racist, mysoginist haters of the poor he calls the opposition. That means you and me. We’ve been through this before. … Continue reading

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2013 “results” by parish

Long time CC reader and contributor Dorothy has a really cool map … for those of us into this sort of thing. Enjoy.

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It’s war

When the opposition first claimed fraud, back in the Recall Referendum of 2004, it had very little to go on. Quickly, we were split into two camps: those that thought we had lost (albeit uncleanly), and those that thought we … Continue reading

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Tale of two crashes

Yendrick Sánchez likes to crash presidential speeches. Compare the reaction of Nicolás “Ew-get-away-from-me-I-coulda-been-shot-respect-the-President’s-Majesty” Maduro with Henrique Capriles’ reaction when, a few months ago, the same guy crashed his speech. Say what you will, but Chávez would have never fumbled this … Continue reading

Posted in Henrique Capriles, Nicolas Maduro | 166 Comments

Carito Chronicles

A guest submission by Daniel Lansberg-Rodríguez, live from the Windy City. Yesterday, at DePaul University in Chicago, the following event was presented by the local Venezuelan consulate: The primary speakers were — rather fittingly — a couple of Cubans empowered … Continue reading

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“We’re going to fire you because you voted for Capriles”

(In Spanish) The video shows a recording of a meeting headed by the Sports Secretary of the Zulia state government. He is saying that people were taken to the voting booths, but that thanks to the “1×10″ (a chavista operation … Continue reading

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Prosecutor, judge and jury

Supreme Tribunal chief Luisa Estella Morales says: “There won’t be a manual recount.” All of the sudden, she starts feeling guilty about people dying on the streets, and threatens Capriles. For a different take, I suggest José Ignacio Hernández’s article … Continue reading

Posted in Corruption, Justice System | 60 Comments

Press reporting Capriles and López could be jailed (Updated)

Leopoldo López says there is a warrant out for their arrest. Spanish daily ABC reports a similar thing. They are being accused of the seven deaths that took place during last Monday’s protests. Don’t know how accurate this is, so … Continue reading

Posted in Henrique Capriles, Leopoldo López | 146 Comments

Fraudulent notions of fraud

I couldn’t disagree more with Quico’s basic premise in his lazy cat metaphor. Particularly, I dislike this phrase: “The evidence of fraud, if fraud did happen, is already in the thousands of paper-based hand-tally  reports from the “hot audit” now … Continue reading

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My immediate reaction

Here’s my take, posted on Foreign Policy’s Transitions blog. An excerpt: The inherent tension in Venezuela’s economic situation is that a government that believes in socialism uses promises of capitalist consumption to win elections. Maduro will soon learn that it … Continue reading

Posted in Henrique Capriles, Nicolas Maduro | 32 Comments

The tweets are God-given

What was Diosdado Cabello saying with these tweets? Was he interpreting the unease with which the military received these “results”? Was he undermining the weak Maduro? The floor is open for wild speculation.

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Double dose of crazy

As many of you, I watched Nicolás Maduro’s speech last night in awe. Not only was it a rambling, incoherent mess; it also made clear what everyone seems to be catching on to – that Maduro is insane. For me, … Continue reading

Posted in Electric Crisis, infrastructure, Nicolas Maduro | 26 Comments

Butterflies in your stomach? Comment here

Open thread for comments here. We won’t be posting until we’re ready to call the election.  I’ll be live on CNN Chile starting at 9 PM Chile time, 8 PM EST, 7:30 PM Caracas time.

Posted in Henrique Capriles, Nicolas Maduro | 57 Comments

Where are the dishwashers?

One thing I think nobody has noted in this election cycle: where are the dishwashers? The clothes washers? The dryers? The apartments? Heck, I haven’t even heard of Maduro handing out iPods. As you know, last year’s election was marked … Continue reading

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