Author Archives: Francisco Toro

About Francisco Toro

writing about the compounding state of insanity that is Venezuela under Chávez since 1999.

The best bit from the Mario Tape

It’s hard to pick just one, there’s so much crazy stuff in there. I’m tempted to go with “the opposition had a plan to commit election fraud on April 14th”. But no. The best bit is: MARIO SILVA: El día … Continue reading

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Remember SICAD? Remember THIS guy?

You don’t? Don’t feel bad: nobody does. After a single dollar auction back on March 24th, the new parallel-to-CADIVI system for distributing dollars whimpered off into the oblivion where it should always have dwelled. No pragmatic decision-making of any kind … Continue reading

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Six years on, they still don’t get it.

I first ran the post below all the way back in 2007. It’s both shocking and totally unsurprising that six years on, they still don’t get it. Six slides is all it takes There’s something vaguely embarrassing about the whole … Continue reading

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Exactly how violated is the 1999 constitution?

The thoroughgoing collapse of law-based government in Venezuela has been a constant theme in this blog since 2002. But this week, in a time-wasting exercise of epic proportions, I decided to try to put a number to the timeless question: … Continue reading

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Annals of Revolutionary Dignity

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And then chavismo collapsed into a scary collective insanity

Man, they don’t make ‘em like Alma Guillermoprieto anymore… While his political base crumbles, Maduro inaugurates theaters, attends circus performances, wears olive-green military-style shirts with ever-broader epaulets even though he never served in the army, and denounces coup and assassination … Continue reading

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Annals of Anti-Imperialism

Tal día como hoy, 46 years ago, Venezuelan territory was actually physically invaded by a foreign power for the first time since independence in the last 100 years. Prohibido olvidar.

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Frogs Inside the Globovisión Pot Agree: “The water’s only the teensiest bit warm here, come swim!”

Following the sale of Globovision, the last remaining critical TV broadcaster in Venezuela, to (reputedly) regime-connected investors, there was widespread fear in the opposition that a new and aggressively chavista editorial line would be imposed on the station. And so … Continue reading

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Faced with old-style dictatorship, your only real choice is old-style resistance

What we need now from Capriles is coherence between discourse and action. Because, at the moment, he’s caught in the same incoherent stance Miguel Henrique Otero’s sophomoric Comando Nacional de la Resistencia was caught in back in 2006: spending all … Continue reading

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Dragged Kicking-and-Screaming Into Clandestinity

The events in the Assembly today were deeply shocking. With dissident congresspeople now not merely barred from speaking, not merely deprived of their salaries but repeatedly physically assaulted,  just for showing up, Venezuela’s parliament is as good as dissolved. Venezuela’s … Continue reading

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What happened this weekend

Say you’re challenged to a boxing match. As you approach the ring, you notice your opponent is not wearing any boxing gloves. He’s just bare-knuckle. And you’re gloved. The referee can see your opponent isn’t wearing any gloves. The fight … Continue reading

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Clarity on the Audit

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Papelito

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Things that are not Tibisay Lucena’s fault

Did the votes actually cast on April 14th represent the will of the Venezuelan electorate, or didn’t they? It’s a simple question, a basic question, and one that the Capriles campaign has been unable to answer coherently. On the one … Continue reading

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Last Days of Venezuela’s Cold Civil War

One way to interpret what’s happening now is that the inherently unstable balance of the last 14 years is breaking. For almost a decade and a half, Venezuela’s been sinking deeper into a Cold Civil War, a situation where extreme … Continue reading

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