End-of-Times Chronicles
What do you need to round off your no-running-water, blacked out, crime-infested, Toilet Paper-less Easter break? Crocodiles!
As though there wasn’t enough of a pre-rapture vibe to this Semana Santa, El Nacional is now reporting that multiple crocodiles have been spotted in tourist hotspots like Higuerote, Carenero and Rio Chico.
Alertan en Higuerote de presencia de cocodrilos: exhortan llamar a los bomberos marinos https://t.co/2t0wmUbfDO pic.twitter.com/bOWAbx2syo
— Sumarium (@sumariumcom) March 22, 2016
So, y’know, #AbsolutaNormalidad.
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