The final edition of Aló Presidente was broadcasted on January 29th, 2012, and the iconic weekly TV show, once described as The Realest Reality TV Show in the World, was one of Hugo Chávez’s best known trademarks.
Now, the best bits of all 378 programs will be seen every Sunday morning in VTV under the name: “Aló Comandante”. (Emiliana, for once, will watch it with nostalgia.)
But Nicolás Maduro won’t stick only to cadenas. He now has a TV show of his very own: “Diálogo Bolivariano” (Bolivarian Dialogue).
Ay papá…
Top five discarded titles for Nicolas Maduro’s new show:
5. Valores Humanos, Excepto (Sorry, not here -GEHA) y Sifrinitos
4. Nuestro Insólito Universo. (Pero sin libreto de Rafael Sylva Moreno, ni conducido por Porfirio Torres, sino con vainas verdaderamente locas como que Chávez le dijo a Cristo que el papa debería ser latinoamericano. Y, por su-porpuesto “conducido” por Nicolas Maduro. Get it? “Conducido,” as in ex bus driver.)
3. The Embalming Roadshow
2. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: The Reality Show
1. Teleprompter Today
Censorship! (Ojo, no soy yo el que lo dice, fue Maduro. And I’m sure that homophobia will continue to flow from his mouth like carbon dioxide sputters from a metrobus.)
Yes, he did. We all know he did. Sadly, I don’t have what he has: immunity. Once again, I’m sorry.
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised It Will be Live In Your Living Rooms!
Rojo Rojito
Cort
Gil Scott-Heron – The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Don’t feed the dumb troll, shall we?
I said let Nicolas speak.
we need to show he is not Hugo and when he speaks he prove it.
I al just saying.
Ta-na-to-crá-ti-ca (Tha-na-to-cra-tic): The New??? Era of the Cult of the Dead God. May his Corpse be with Us, Forever.
Oops, His Most Holy and Possibly Embalmed Corpse. His! He is a Deity now, He directs the election of Popes too, and appears to Isaías the Prophet.
No DVD boxset?
A Bolivarian Dialogue? The name implies a conversation involving two opposing or at least differing opinions. Except, that no opposition is permitted. This will be a “dialogue” with himself, perhaps? Maybe it should have been called “Masturbación Bolivariano”.
There is already a program like that on VTV: Debate Socialista (Socialist Debate), where’s no actual debate ever happens.
http://archivo.vtv.gob.ve/index.php/multimedia/viewcategory/11/debate-socialista
To be precise, a dialogue is just two people conversing together , where they are arguing different views then its a debate , chavistas following the rule among monkeys dont debate they just throw their feces to those on the other side .
dialogo: at least two people talk to each other
monologo: one person speaks to an audience
no señores this will be “soliloquio” (Maduro speaks a nation tunes out, remember the teacher in Peanuts? waaa wa wa waaaa wa wa)
Soliloquio Bolivariano
Last on Cadena Nacional they did a rerun of Chavez’s speech pointing Maduro as a successor.