How to solve an electricity crisis 101

Posted on June 21, 2011 by

Step one: harass, intimidate, and create a climate of panic among the only people in the country who know anything about electricity.

Step two: promise, with a straight face, that in the coming year you will add 120% more generating capacity to the grid than what you’ve added in the last twelve years combined.

Step three: stay on message. It’s sabotage! It’s excess demand! It’s an iguana!

We don’t have a government, we have an incurable disease.

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5 Responses to How to solve an electricity crisis 101

  1. metodex says:
    June 22, 2011 at 12:13 am

    step four: Repeat

  2. David Figuera says:
    June 22, 2011 at 6:48 am

    I prefer a title that reads “How to unsolve an electricity crisis and get away with it (for some time)”.

  3. John Barnard says:
    June 22, 2011 at 9:43 am

    I feel bad for the two fall guys they’re prosecuting for “sabatoge” who just, basically, f-ed up unintentionally.

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