Hugo Chávez has been included in Foreign Policy’s list of the world’s worst dictators.

For any reasonable Venezuelan, this is just another embarrassment.

For Chávez, it reads like a Facebook page: so many new friends to make! You know it’s coming:

"Lukashenko, Ahmadinejad and Raúl are there, but Blaise Compaoré? Where have you been all my life? 

Maduro, préndeme la joya. Nos vamos para Burkina Faso!"